Saturday, September 21, 2013

Things That Made Me Laugh This Week

1. My students. Daily. I can't think of any huge examples...they're just funny.

2. This story (copy/pasted from my facebook status): "I thought some of you might get a kick out of this story. I am absolutely terrified of spiders. There was a spider in my classroom yesterday coming down from the ceiling and my students were blowing at it. I told them to stop. Most of them did. One continued, so I called him over and said, "God created that spider. God loves that spider. You need to be nice to that spider." I NEVER thought I'd say that in a million years!!!"

3. My friend's comment on the above facebook status: "Spiders are to abide by the articles of the Treaty of Portland, negotiated and ratified in 1996. 1) All spiders are to remain outside of human places of dwelling and business. 2) All spiders are to remain at least five (5) feet from all humans. 2a) A human waives the right to protection as per Article 2 upon entering traditional spider-occupied territories, e.g. forested areas, dark caves, etc. 3) Violation of Articles 1 and 2 shall be punishable by immediate and total annihilation. With extreme prejudice."

4. This: http://www.buzzfeed.com/kmallikarjuna/times-when-harry-potters-bitch-face-was-better-than-yours

5. My coworkers. A few of us went out to Ixtapa after work yesterday, and we laughed a lot. Again, no big examples, but I love them and they make me laugh.

6. The TV show Bunheads.

7. "Uh oh, spi-doodle ohs". It's from the TV show Bunheads.

8. My sister. Occasionally, she is extremely funny. Mostly she's just regular funny. :-p

9. News of the Weird. It's a segment on my favorite radio station where they talk about really weird stuff that shows up in the news. Again, I can't remember any specific examples, but I know it made me laugh.

10. www.tickld.com

I am sure there are more, but my brain isn't functioning at that sort of level. :)
 

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